Blue Bonnets,

Over the Border! Actually I don't have a blue bonnet - the car is black, and so is its bonnet. It's down on car deck 3A as I tap this, but this was taken earlier at the border on the A68. Of course, no sooner had I snapped it than the bloody car I had overtaken, after miles of crawling along, came past. As my Dad always said, I could kick my bonnet faster.
Right, that's enough bonnet nonsense, there's a Grolsch in front of me, and unlike the Newcastle ferry, P&O only charge £3.50! Good old John Prescott.