P.T. Barnum eat your heart out

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, roll up and discover the incredible feats, sights, sounds and smells of the amazing, canine circus! Step right up and see an amazing new circus star. Roll up! Roll up! Ziggy Stardust's one and only performance on the high wire pillar. Experience all the thrills and spills of the greatest canine funabulist in the world Kobe!

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.
David Niven