The Green, Green Grass Of Home

... had got very long while we've had a fortnight's holiday! Isn't it always the first thing you notice as you walk down the path?

In my attempt to get back to life at home I got a shock to be reminded that, just before we went away, the "love of my life" had disappointed me! My kitchen was full of the stuff we brought home from a self-catering holiday AND dirty dishes!

How could he let me down at a time like this? I will have to call another man to have stern words with him!