Call it a Draw

Samantha should really pick on someone her own size. She might have more a chance of winning that way.

It's getting harder and harder to persuade Euan to help out with the housework, to which he contributes more than his fair share of making it all necessary in the first place, but it's all fairly entertaining for the rest of us watching the persuasion taking place. Not sure that face plant technique used there is in any of the parenting books though.

FIGHT!