For Sale - Two year old Fridge Freezer, huge capacity, fits everything you could ever need inside neatly and never lets you forget that you have forgotten to shut the door. The alarm beeps at you as you wander round the house wondering what the heck is making that noise. It doesn't take up too much space, although just now it's an oversized beer fridge sitting in my sister's lounge.

Oh wait a minute - this is blip! Heck, does that means I posted a slightly seductive self portrait on Gumtree and asked for £200!!!!!