Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

Out today in the USA and on my doorstep by 2pm thanks to my favourite online store, and the person who walks 7 miles a day at the distribution centre to fulfill my order. (BTW when I worked for Air France at LHR I easily walked 7 miles a day from the check-in area to the gates and back again and again and again, in high heels.... but I digress). So it arrived, but it is for me for Christmas, and I am going to have to wrap it tonight otherwise I know I will be dipping into it, and will be finished by morning. I hope Mr M's book lives up to hype and that the cattiness and sarcasm is worth waiting for, otherwise I will have to make do with happiness in the haze of a drunken hour, come Christmas morning.