Oh, the glamour

I get to stay in all the coolest places. I eat in the best restaurants. I drink in the funkiest, happening, bars - usually sipping a Martini while gorgeous chicks wander past giving me a smile and a wave. I go back to my chic hotel - the one with the great views over the harbour. I just tweak the curtains and peak outside, just to make sure the yacht's OK.

Greetings from Llanelli.