She's done it again.

Good grief. I don't know what I did to deserve this. It's bad enough she has this Ugly Christmas Sweater to put on me. Now she goes and gets these reindeer antlers and wants me to pretend I'm Max, the Grinch's dog. If it stops raining tomorrow, she'll want to go scooting with me dressed like Max and her dressed like the Grinch. Oy vey, how embarrassing.

I thought if I closed my eyes you wouldn't be able to see me.