Sorry..........

A frog goes into the bank and approaches the cashier. He can see from her nameplate that she is called Patricia Whack. The frog says "Good morning, Miss Whack. I'd like to borrow £30,000 to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it will all be OK as he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says "Of course; I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall and covered in beads.

Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager, and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny elephant; "I mean, what in the world is this?" The bank manager looks back at her and says.....

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


Sorry about that. I blame my big sister who recently re-acquainted me with that old joke!