A Dog's Dinner

By G

Tools of the Trade

Ruaridh The Wonder Dog, Dog Pasha, Prince of Pups, The Scourge of Lapinland and the Monarch of the Glen had his hair done today.

Even the roughest toughest dogs like bit of pampering now and again, so off he went, had an hour or two under the drier and came out looking lean and mean, smelling sweet and ready to take on the world.

Actually, translate 'lean and mean' as less scruffy.

Craig, one of the owners is officially taking bookings for six months from now. The earliest he could look at Ruaridh again was on the 16th March ...and your charged if you miss an appointment!

Bleedin' 'eck- we're in the wrong business.

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