I thought this was a good neighbourhood! Some dipshit broke into my car last night. I never keep anything of value in there, which apparently frustrated this certain individual, a great hope of our nation. Poor nimrod then vented his frustration on the steering wheel.
I was supposed to get a new steering wheel anyway, as this one had a crack in its center...they might be quite difficult to come across. But never mind the damn wheel, it's the disappointment I have on top of my mind right now!