Who Are You Calling Bird Brained?

Baby, my brother-in-law's parrot - obviously deep in thought. He's such an intelligent bird. His mimicry is legendary. Sometimes he's an oven timer, sometimes a squeaky door. He shouts for his dinner, sings for his tea and calls 'Bye now' when we pick up our car keys. On occasions he thinks he's a duck or a cat. Now and then he calls my sister 'Jackie'. Very sweet. Except that her name is Theresa. Jackie was hubby's last wife. Oh dear Baby. You're not that clever!