Blue polar bear.

It always smelled like it was raining outside, even if it wasn't, and you were in the only nice, dry, cosy place in the world.

-- J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye


It has been a long old day.

I was far too happy for my own good to get home and put on my cosy new dressing gown.

I look like I would if I were a polar bear.
A blue one.
A blue one with polka dots.