Crumpet.

Nothing goes so well with a hot fire and buttered crumpets as a wet day without and a good dose of comfortable horrors within. The heavier the lashing of the rain and the ghastlier the details, the better the flavour seems to be.

-- Dorothy L. Sayers


Crumpets are my new favourite food. Officially.

I know it looks weird but it tastes pretty great.

And I promise, it's not a loofah, not even a fancy one.

It's definitely a crumpet!