goosey, goosey and gander

nursery rhyme;

Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady's chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn't say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs.

what utter rubbish children were taught !! :))

these Greylag Geese will soon be on their way back north for summer breeding