Moves like Jagger

He looks pretty cool, right?
Yeah, you don't know the half of it. What's really cool is he's playing a clarinet version of "Moves Like Jagger" miked up, through a Peavey guitar amp and he's taken more money in two minutes than any busker I've seen today. All of it from younger people with a wry smile on their face as if to say "it's funny because he doesn't realise what he's playing". The way he's playing it you'd be forgiven for thinking he's never even heard the song before. But don't be fooled, I bet he knows exactly what he's doing. I bet he gets home, gets rid of the cap and corduroy trousers and gets the butler to fix him a nice cocktail while he counts his day's takings and then takes a dip in the pool.
Or maybe not, who knows?