Politics

Married folk that I have spoken to have always said that the table plan is the hardest thing to do, and they weren't kidding. Actually most tables fell into place pretty easy but then there's a few characters that aren't so easy to position. We currently have a table with a cheating ex boyfriend of another guest, the new girlfriend (who he cheated with); A guest who can't get there till 6pm (half way through the meal!?) his wife who no longer talks to another guest (also located on the said table); a pregnant guest who is due the next day and a ginger policeman! What could go wrong?