Pool invaded by pirates

It's Children in Need Day in the UK, now a week-long major fundraising effort culminating in a day of fun and frolics today. Was having a swim this morning when the swimming pool was invaded by pirates.

They took all our money (after we'd come out of the pool of course), and then persuaded us to try their cookies.

We resisted the cookies, but paid for one staff member to have another hour on the treadmill to raise even more money.