Colours

I'm a bloke. You can't fool me. I know what colours are. Red is a colour. Blue is a colour. And so is green. There are a few more too; orange, pink, purple, to name a few. But Ancient Artefact? Trench Coat? How about Love Note? Or Engraved Locket? Those are things, aren't they? Well, not according to the Dulux paint colour chart, they aren't. They are colours.

I think I reached my limit with Apple White.