9 months

Dear mam,

You've missed a football season. Well Moyes didn't last the season, maybe just over 9 months. They didn't do as Fergie said and give him time they just got rid. Mind, for the money he got for making an arse of the job I'd have done the same.

Any way, city have again borrowed the title but its just a loan.

United haven't qualified for the Champions League and how terrible to finish at worst 7th in the premiership.

Carlisle didn't survive, they got relegated.

The eggs - I nearly boiled them dry! Your trick!

Love you. Xx