The Gardening News

I could contribute pages of nonsense if such a publication existed. The photos would be sub par, as would the advice, but I could go on for ages. You'd be begging for mercy. You'd demand a refund on your subscription.

All the same ...

Vol 1 Iss 1
Highlights ...

Moss Is SO Vexing!
Fallen Dogwood Blossom Crafts
Arranging Busty Peonies in a Vase
WHAT?! No Rain til September?!! (Here's what to DO)
How To Turn a Fish Pond into a Swimming Hole
Growing Pot in Pots
Are Deer Eating Your Garden? A Cracking Solution!


The cover would feature a voluptuous purple Iris.