Raging Gasman

After a long and tedious wait at my father's house for a central heating engineer, Alex arrived and sorted things out in a couple of minutes. When I asked him for a photo, he smiled knowingly.

"It's because I look like Robert de Niro, isn't it?"
"Eh - not really, but I need a blip and it's either you or that paint I've been watching dry all afternoon."

He was so convinced that he was a dead ringer for Bob, even breaking into a sort of Italian-New York accent, that I couldn't help agreeing with him.

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