Fract-Ali-us

"Come on,mum, I've seen the way you've lavished attention on half an orange. That was OK, it was a very nice colour. But, then you went to the fridge and didn't get out my supper. You found half a cabbbage! Not even a new one, one that katkatkat bought before Christmas!"

"You haven't blipped me for 14 days! I heard you say a lot of people were looking at the orange and the cabbage. Let me have a look out into blipland at the all the nice people. I'll gaze at them"

OK, my darling Ali, but be careful when you look into blipland there's a lot of very nice people, but also lots of other cats, and today some VERY big orange cats!