"I don't need a man to make it happen"

Today I went to sort my car out. Feed her some oil, screen wash and change a bulb in the headlights. I pride myself on being able to do everything, I will not be defeated ever! No matter what. So the oil went in up to the correct level, the bulb was a bitch to change but a quick search through the good old Pajero Owner's Club pages and I found out how to do it. My dad asked if I needed help and I barked back no, I can do it and then it came to the screen wash. The mother fucking, made by a man screen wash with its impossible to open cap. I mortifyingly had to crawl back into my dad with my tail between my legs and held out the screen wash without saying a word. He just took the fecking thing and opened it and gave me one of those looks that needed no words, one of those looks only your parents can give. The pricks.