Our father, Papa J's Prayer

Our Father, who delivers heaven,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
In 30 minutes direct to the door,
As it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily crust.
And forget not our dips,
Like the guy did last time.
And lead us not into temptation,
with text message 2 for 1 deals.
For thine is the kingdom,
The Pizza, and the glory,
until I stay nearer La Favorita.
Amen.