Re-what?

I was quite pleased to read recently that our recycling buckets would be reduced since we currently have a grand total of 9 separate boxes and bags, all to go out on alternate weeks on either a Tuesday or a Friday. Some of them I long ago gave up on and just carry the recycling round to the nearest public boxes.

I was slightly less pleased to open the instructions for the new system to find it is not really a recycling system at all but instead some sort of fiendishly clever intelligence test. If I ever mislay this complicated chart I am sunk.