One-upmanship?

Last bloke I saw emulating a Seagull was this fellah.
I, recently, mentioned the HUGE BANG.
It appears many people were stricken, well their 'phones were at any rate.

I went out for an exploratory natter with one of them (2 vans, 4-6 houses apart) He told me that "Alan was here all day Saturday and I've done 5 today." (It was just before lunch.)

That's not a bad little toy to be mounted on a "Transit".
No clue as to when ours will be fixed but it apparently has to work its way to the top of the list.
Thank The Lord for Phobile Mones.

Since he was up there specifically to fiddle about with lines I thought it would be a bit daft to clone them out, as I mentioned recently.