Titfer cat

Cool and cloudy. Went to the village to forage for damsons.
Found an art-and-craft exhibition on in the old school.
Had tea and cake, chatted about the dog, bought a crochet hat.
Which, back home, was colonized by a small cat.
And that was that.



Titfer: Cockney rhyming slang for hat, from tit-for-tat