Bling.

I was having a look round the Entertainment Exchange in Rose Street. (I am too much of a prude to call it CEX, the Central Entertainment Exchange). And I saw these. Just the thing if you want to prove your dedication to the world of music, to demonstrate that rhythm is the centre of your being, that life is not life without melody. And that you have no intention of listening to anyone.

I was having a discussion with a friend about the volume of music in our local pub. We came to the conclusion that the manager wanted the music low so that the customers could talk and the bar staff wanted it loud so that they wouldn't have to listen to the customers.