Sparkling humour

How many junior athletes does it take to make a photo spelling out the name of the club with sparklers? How many times does it go wrong? How often will an accidental rude image make its way in? How much wine will the mum and 'responsible person' have to drink during this process?

Answer to all of the above = 'a lot'

I bought just one firework, a Silver Bullet which looked like an over-sized sex toy and lasted all of 20 seconds which I failed to capture for posterity's sake….