Greggs in hand job scandal.

Rumours spread that Greggs the family bakers were offering
executive hand relief with their coffees.
Locals are calling it a 'Wankacino' and forcing staff to follow through
with the unfortunate wording.

The manager of the Greggs at the top of Broughton St said:
'That's the last bloody time I get Ruby Jones to handle our advertising
and signage, no more free sausage rolls for that fat tart'.

Ruby Jones declined to be interviewed but said with a full mouth:
'That shop has never been so bloody busy, what more does he want?