Crackers

Mrs Ken 34 bought these Crackers in a well known discount store this morning. It was interesting to read the packaging instructions which included advice such as

Do not remove snap, do not pull snap outside of cracker - as if you would?

Pull both ends of cracker with sharp tug at arms length away from face, food, breakable objects, other people and pets in the vicinity. (Just in case you are new to the experience of pulling a cracker)

Misuse may cause damage to hearing. What ? !

Items may fall from cracker when pulling ( and cause untold damage presumably)

Enjoy!