"The Rat Patrol"

501st Light Armored Cavalry:
Staff Sergeant Sebastian Augustus Rat (S.A. Rat) and his brother, Corporal Ignatius Bartholomew Rat (I. B. Rat) stationed on The Frontier.

"We joined up right outa high school" says Gunny Rat.
"We didn' like the idea o' super-heroes
and action figures invadin' our Puddle" rejoins his brother I.B..
"We wanted to see the world" says Gunny,
" And meet chicks" quips I.B..
Not likely stationed here on the bleak Frontier.

Thanks to the dedication of brave young soldiers like these of the 501st, The Puddle remains safe from marauding super-heroes and action figures alike.

Hip Hip Hooray for the 501st!!!