This is not Tatooine

"I wonder where the cinema is?" I thought as I wandered around Piccadilly. The Stormtroopers were a clue... As I took a photo of them, I was captured and held hostage while the official Sci-Fi Film Festival photographer took photos of my unfortunate situation. I'm sure I looked suitably embarrassed. I was then released to see Nothing, which was an interesting film and completely hilarious in parts, but it lacked something. The trailer hints at some attacking creature, but no creature exists in the nothing. It was missing a creature.

This has had me in stitches all day: Death Star Canteen.