NOT the Real Radio Renegade

Apparently - and I wouldn't know this because I don't listen to Real Radio - there is a competition called Real Radio Renegade whereby the Real Radio DJs identify a location somewhere in their local territory. Within that area there there will be a person who you must go up to and ask 'Are you the Real Radio renegade?' in order to win a cash prize.

Dear Tomski went to Ikea yesterday, which had been identified as the area where the renegade could be found. For some reason (handlebar moustache?) Tomski was approached by a couple of people in the car park asking if he was the renegade, followed by several people inside. He was slightly disgruntled by this as it was interrupting his search for - and I quote - 'the perfect chair'. Eventually he decided on the above method of non-verbal communication.

P.S. This is the man who also just revealed that he took a dartboard along to his polling place yesterday and they actually let him stick his ballot paper on it and then fling a dart to make his voting decision :0)