You may here gaze upon a nascent Star....

I went West to Glasgow today to collect Freddie (the Dog)(who snores beside me as we speak)(in the East) and was in the sunny Gorbels by the beautiful Clyde waiting for my son and there were Crows and Swans and Magpies and Ducks and Geese galore, and a thousand Pigeons, and all these birds were very catious and mistrusting of me except this one Pigeon who was so curious and seemed so at home with posing for a photograph that, ok, though I know you've seen Pigeons before, this Pigeon is destined for, and completely deserves, greatness....