Sun Bathers.

The following is a transcription of a conversation by text - the daughter was planning a surprise visit and she didn't want the mother to know about it. She was colluding with the man to arrange to meet us for breakfast at the Tartan Tea Rooms in Dundee.

Daughter; The eagle has mashed the potatoes...

Man; The sun sets slowly for the gifted weasel... Just out bed. Will find out how the other agents are.

Daughter; Cool. I'm on florist route.

Man; Still aiming to deliver at 11. Which church?

Daughter; I don't understand. Boots are being delivered to tartan at 11, less marshmallows that way!

Man; Tartan booties it is. Keep the asparagus salted and maybe the robins will fly.

Daughter showing picture of Orange lodge march in Glasgow; If this was Islam people wouldn't stand for it... Also: the baboon is on the Thomas woo woo and is sweating like a bee [hive]...

Man; The indolent camel shines brightly. Mainly in the East.

Daughter; Promiscuous tortoises flock red in Tokyo.

Man; At Tartan now. The snow goose leaves it's nest in time for autumn.

Daughter; Cool... I'll be as soon as possible - order for me?

Man; No.

Daughter; Hahhaa leafy mongoose flies in 5 ounces.

Man; Just get taxi up if you have the cash. I'll pay you back.

Daughter; Will do. X

The covert operation was a success. I was surprised. However, for the purposes of the blip, the dandelions in the field on the way home seemed much more sane.