Scottish Widow?

Still messing about with gloomy lighting to see how dark it will condescend to take in, it appears scared of the dark. This was as dark as I got so far.
Herself took one look and said "Scottish Widows".
First time I saw the advert I reckoned that all Scotsmen must die very young if their widows looked like the "Bonny wee lassy" portayed.
This seems to be borne out by recent claims by "them as knows" that Scottish health is worse than the rest of these Isles.
A small prize is not offered for a correct answer.
;¬))

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