Eggsperimental

"What did they do to you, then?"

"Boiled me alive, bashed me till my shell came off ..."

"Ouch, that's gotta hurt".

"Yeah. But it gets worse. Then they put some birthday candles in a bottle, singing some crazy song, and pushed me onto to the top. Next thing I knew, I'd been sucked into the bottle. Anyway, what have they done to you?"

"Well, it's kinda strange. They boiled me, too. One of them drew a face on me. Then the others poured vinegar all over me. And that's it. Weird. I'm a bit freaked out. But I'm sure I'll feel different in the morning".

Exit Professor Matthew and his sinister sidekicks, chuckling.