Kooz

The interesting thing about koozes
Besides their big wet slobbery noozes
Is that under their toms
Way south of their their unmentionable boms
Is a pink rubber glove full of milky joozes


Saw this painted urn in a garage sale in Porthgain. I thought it was a suitable reminder of Jeanette's unfortunate, terrifying experience with a herd of bovine juvenile delinquents, that Boo got to chase her round a field. (Boo thought it was great fun). Very irresponsible, but very funny.