Dracaena marginata (Madagascar Dragon Tree)

Career Opportunity: Dragon Required

Are you fiery, fierce
and ferocious?
Do you enjoy flying, fighting
and frightening?
Then this could be the job for you.

Your duties will include
abducting damsels
and roasting knights.

Preference will be given
to those candidates
who come equipped
with the greenest, shiniest scales
and possess the strongest most muscular tails.

A deafening roar
will be seen
as a definite advantage.

If you think
you've got what it takes
turn up for an interview
and show us what you can do.


NB Candidates will be left to fight it out amongst themselves.
Dragon Management Inc accepts no responsibility
for loss of life or limb nor for any damage to the surrounding countryside.