Book'm Danno....

"Any tips for Chepstow, at all?"

"Fat Fluffy Kitten."

"For Punchestown?"

"Dead Cute Puppy,Drowning"

"And what do you reckon for Ipswich?"

"Morbid Obesity, you pie-stuffed Glorious Orange Tinted Sunset."

"No need to be rude, you tickly polystyrene-pickled coronary courting walking billboard for amputation-bound diabetes."

"Get the bus now, will we?"

"Well we wont be walking, will we, you morning dew-dripping snowdrop...."

I love to see True Love.