Drowned.

This is my friend Anna, clearly upset about the Sour Patch Kid she threw into her beer. Right before this picture, she asked anyone if they knew CPR. The Sour Patch Kid Beer actually tasted normal, though the sour stuff on the outside made it fizz up like crazy at first.

Anna's one of my closest friends, and we've known each other for about 8 years now. We met our freshman year of high school, but weren't really friends til later, after we'd talked on the phone about our shared passioned for microwaved canned corn. I don't know if she still eats microwaved canned corn, but it proved to be a pretty good basis for a friendship.