Recycling

I like going to this supermarket not just becaue it does the best sausages and that they don't seem to mind my peculiar pronunciation of German words, but I do like this machine.

This machine processes your empty glass and plastic bottles and gives you a voucher for money off your shopping. I think that's quite a neat idea. And ok, I quite like machines with conveyor belts and stuff. Sorry.

They have another good idea here for bottle banks - they put a rubber lining in them so the bottles you drop in don't make that hellacious crashing sound. This is a Good Idea. Oh and you're not meant to do your recycling on a Sunday - it's a quiet day.

Except for church bells.

Still, there are worse noises to wake up to.

And we shall not dwell on the subject of your snoring any more.

Only kidding - I know you don't snore. Ever.