A Terrible Accident For The Wicker Man

It is a poor joke and I refuse to apologise because I laughed when I thought of it.

All good on the Schnitzel front last night - the crinkle cut chips were excellent. And i had a very nice glass of Bitburger Pils with it. Lovely.

Today has been a long day with my new language software. It was great fun including the five minutes trying every variation I could think of in my pronunciation of the word "Hotel". I think I can say Hotel and everyone would understand but my software thinks I'm massacring the word and refuses to give me a score of over 30%. Similarly I can't say "ich" or "gute" or "London".

Umlaut words were good as well. Some i spoke like I was born to it and others were in a language of my own creation. I laughed a lot which the software spotted and told me to stop. I'll mangle Erkältet for days to come.

Right I'm off to practise my vocabularly. You have a lovely evening.