Try Explaining That

I caught this on the way home today after encounters with the World's Fattest Husky, The Tree That Smelled Of Sick, The Lawn Of A Thousand Moles & The Young Women With Way Too Much Perfume.

It was a good walk - very blustery but the wind was quite generous, it blew around you instead of cutting straight through you.

Suggestions as to what this actually means would be welcome. Does it mean that the person with the tattoo has a reputation for hiding their nuts? Or that they live in a tree? I'm just not clear on what the message is here. It's like those t-shirts that i see with random English words on them - Thug Life Since 1987 anyone?