Labclampasouras

This terrifying creature lives mostly at the back of the lab.

He ventures out only to be banged, burned and chemically assaulted.

Some of his flock suffer from broken beaks.

He has lasted well.

His powers of flight are poor, unless assisted (this rarely occurs thankfully).

He is sometimes seen trying to flee the classroom with his beak clamped to a school bag.

He battles on with his friends, the stands, and his close mate, the boss.

Monday at school.

The most tiring day of the week. Why is that?