If Not, Then What?

Today was the last day of the local annual Spring Market.  My club had a table there for the three-day event.  When I saw this sign on a merchant's booth I had to giggle.  It certainly drew me toward it.  

If it wasn't soap, what was it?  It turned out to be bars of hand lotion.  

Because it was unique (there were other vendors selling exotic soaps) the young daughter of the owner of this stand came up with the idea and creation of the sign.  She was behind the counter and quite proud of her effort.

I thought it would make a cute blip.