Colourwall #2

There was a small buzz of excitement in the office today as a water cooler appeared on our floor. In other offices, this would no doubt mean ice-cold fresh spring water delivered into a white plastic cup at the press of a button. In FUE, it means a manky old water barrel filled with tap water from the bogs delivered at room temperature into a solitary mug that is to be shared by the entire staff and student population. Of course, I wasn't aware of this latter description when I optimistically took my empty coffee cup along, but one tiny sip and my hard-coded evolution-honed poison-alert system told me not to sip any more. I emptied my coffee cup of pish into the plant in the corner of the room. I doubt the plant will survive the night.

Tempted as I was to blip the offending pish-dispenser, I promised walls this week, and walls ye shall have. Yesterday's subscription count fluctuated slightly, but on the whole I gained more than I lost. Gone are the days when an Excel spreadsheet could tell me who the deserters were, unfortunately.

The orange wall tomorrow. How exciting.