'Wasn't Me'

This is my three year-old sneaking a cereal bar from the cupboard after leaving half his lunch.

He was being quiet, so suspicious old me asked what he was doing.
'Nothing'. he replied, making me more suspicious than ever.
Sure enough, he had a mouthful of cereal bar, the other half clutched in his hands.
Despite being caught red-handed, he insists he didn't do it.
'it wasn't me!'

He's currently sucking for England on the naughty step.

The joys of parenting, eh?